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What is the greenest hat you've ever seen?
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There is a female sales champion in the store, with a monthly target of 8 cars, and she always exceeds it.
A year later, the sales champion got pregnant and went home to have her baby. The company agreed to keep her position, but honestly, it didn’t really matter whether they kept it or not—sales positions are always recruiting.
Three months later, the sales champion returned, still performing at the top, but after another month, she left.
The reason was that the performance metrics changed. Previously, selling ten cars a month earned over ten thousand dollars, and now it’s the same ten
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Is sex really important in married life?
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Impossible to guard against everything
A high school classmate I haven't contacted in five or six years suddenly messaged me at noon today:
"Are you there?"
I didn't dare to reply. After a few minutes,
he sent again: "I'm not getting married!"
I glanced at it but still didn't reply.
Then he sent: "I'm not coming to your house!"
I still didn't want to respond.
He continued: "I'm also not borrowing money!"
I took a deep breath,
quickly typed back: "I was busy just now, sorry. What's up?"
He replied: "I joined a gym, opening next week. I'll send you the time and location. Co
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Is this this this this
Are they all such green tea?
If the two of them jumped into the Yellow River, everyone in the country could drink Longjing.
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Salty Fish really is full of talented people!
Staying at a hotel without breakfast, I, Salty Fish, saw it for only five yuan.
Placed an order and was asked for my room number. Five minutes later, I was told to pick it up at the front desk.
When I picked it up, the front desk said: Brother, if you have something to say, just say it properly,
We can solve it for you if we can, don’t jump off the building.
I: ?
Front desk: You called five minutes ago, and if we don’t give you breakfast, you’re going to jump off the building.
I was so angry I wanted to crawl into the ground.
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The new chairman of the previous company was inspecting the office area (territory patrol). Office manager Li (female, average education, married, nearly 40, somewhat mature) was standing at the front, chatting with a young female developer she was familiar with.
They were joking around while standing, when suddenly the developer girl reached into the manager’s coat pocket (a small Chanel-style jacket) and pulled out a square foil object. Both of them froze. The developer girl shyly put it back, and the manager slightly turned to the side, revealing her discomfort.
I happened to see this s
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Are beautiful women still a scarce resource?
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Sorry!
Having money really allows you to do whatever you want!
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Last year, I stayed at Orange Hotel during a business trip. I checked out around 8 a.m., and a couple, just barely of legal age, who seemed to be "mentally" together, were waiting at the front desk like they were waiting for something.
The young man, overly familiar, handed me a cigarette, called me "bro" affectionately, and straightforwardly suggested, "Since you're not staying anymore, don't check out yet. My sister and I will go upstairs to rest for a bit, and you can check out around noon."
In all my years, I’ve never seen anyone so brazenly make such an outrageous request. I was curious w
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Sister, I really want to improve!
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What subtle implications or underlying meanings did you initially miss?
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As long as you catch one! You will also achieve financial freedom.
In 2006, you first went online and boredly bought 1,000 Bitcoins.
In 2010, you invested in a small boss named Lei Jun.
In 2014, you purchased 100 Titan stickers while playing CS:GO.
In 2019, you took over a struggling mask factory.
In 2022, you bought NVIDIA stocks.
In 2024, you accumulated 100 units of 64g oo ddr55600 memory sticks.
BTC-0,23%
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Why are you asking me for 380,000??
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My biology female teacher in seventh grade
Always liked to wear a long skirt to class
She was young, beautiful, simple, and capable.
The most memorable thing was when she taught us about human anatomy and reproductive development,
The boys listened very carefully, even some were teasing.
She stood on the podium,
And instead blushed slightly, a bit shy.
Later I found out that we were her first class after graduation.
She was genuinely kind to us.
Once, during a labor class, I accidentally cut my finger while pulling weeds,
She squatted down and carefully helped me clean and bandage the wound,
J
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Hello, Mr. Han, double standards!
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Is this correct?
Buying a hot dog machine and getting a washing machine???
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So, so, so
It turns out my father-in-law is making brokerage fees from me!!
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