TraderKoala

I'll do a proper chart update when I feel better
$BTC Weekly close above 94k = 116k
$BTC Weekly close below 94k = 80k
$BTC shouldn't trade anywhere near 94k again.
Otherwise, that would be a failed range breakout
Altcoins continue to look bad across the board, with few exceptions.
The fact most alts couldn't even sweep their previous week's high is a bad look - especially considering both $BTC and $ETH sent.
TLDR: Weekly close above 94k, and I can't be bearish anymore, but we are not out of the woods yet.
Congrats to those who caught this move.

I heard saying gm is bad for engagement
Gm Gm Gm Gm Gm
Gonna be a big week!

The most "obvious pair trade" I am seeing on the timeline is
Long $LIT Short $HYPE
This means the actual trade is
Short $LIT Long $HYPE
OR
Short $LIT Long $HYPE

The most "obvious pair trade" I am seeing on the timeline is
Long $LIT Short $HYPE
This means the actual trade is
Short $LIT Long $HYPE
OR
Short $LIT Short $HYPE

The fancier the charts, the lower the pnl.

Most 2026 Vibecoders are not that different from 2020 Dropshippers

Been a while since $BTC had a -10k daily candle

Tomorrow is NFP + D3 close - expect volatility.
Most altcoin D3 charts look rekt, but we still have one more daily close before we can say anything.
My expectations:
- D3 close that is bearish engulfing ➡️ nuke soon
- D3 close that is not bearish engulfing ➡️ more range / chop before nuke
Either way, conditions have been great for trading in both directions.
As always, it's the close that matters (not the wicks)

Don't look at the weekly candle on $BTC

What people forget is that when crypto trends, it trends hard.
This is true in both directions.
I still believe we trend lower, and it’s going to be brutal.
94k remains the line in the sand.
Price has consistently struggled there throughout this entire downtrend, and a reclaim would turn this whole move into a deviation.
At that point, you don’t think about being bearish or shorting.
You don’t aim for 98k or 100k.
You wait for a move toward 108k, and for alts to at least double.
I don’t think there is a remote chance of that happening.
But even if it did, that's why I'm totally fine taking t

January/February 2018 Playbook
Just less upside and compressed into a week or two

Reply guys holding alts from the highs - still underwater and won't get close to their entry - explaining where the market goes next.
Thank you for your feedback.

$BTC has not bottomed
$ETH has not bottomed
Altcoins have not bottomed
Altcoins have built no support on the way up
Taking Profit is a good thing