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this is my formal notice that i’ve exited the simulation.
fully derisked around a week ago, clipped every meaningful exit i needed, and sent the money somewhere far away from screens, terminals and people who say “buy the fear” like it’s a personality trait.
i’m not even particularly bearish on crypto anymore. i’m bearish on staying indoors arguing about altcoins while the outside world starts sounding like a history documentary.
iran, hormuz, oil, metals, shipping, constant escalation… none of that pairs especially well with me pretending my biggest concern should be whether some token can re

All this is bullish fomo btw

padre son or axiom daughter

In case you haven’t noticed it yet, every single time you see a “$goat” comparison with any of your bags is time to nuke that shit

Right now I'm eating chocolate peanuts, man. I don't give a fuck. They can keep selling. I don't care no more, man. I don't give a shit, man. This is just painful right now.

The music has stopped playing, my eyes are filled with tears, my hands tremble as i load my last 10,0000 usdt into my perpetuals account to save myself from liquidation, but its unavoidable, it will happen, they will rob me for everything and I will be left in shambles, cryptocurrency was a scam, is a scam, and forever will be a scam!

There’s no bottom

don’t worry everyone bitcoin will be $200k by next year. i promise in 5 years bitcoin will be at $200k. trust me. as i said, in 15 years bitcoin will be at $200k. just give it 25 years and bitcoin will be at $200k

might be time to monitor bonk trenches again, as much as I hate them, bonk seems to be taking some nice steps hiring the right people

Bitcoin is at 76k and you idiots are here talking about \'\'ai agent coins\'\'? strategy\'s average buy price is breached, he is basically dead. ethereum is down below $2000. and you guys are talking about \'\'the next narrative\'\' and which \'\'ai agent\'\' is going to pump next? go get a fucking job. oh right, you can\'t. ai has already replaced you. \'\'bnkr meta\'\'? when was the last time you had a genuine conversation with a loved one? your family? your friends? wake the fuck up. crypto is dead forever and never coming back. next time I hear this TL talk about \'\'clawd meta\'\' or \'\'

Ansem was right in September when gut said we topped and everyone bullied him into buying

r/r on btc here is insanely good imo, dev hasn’t claimed fees yet

Fuck it Finn mode

what the helly

Does someone have a trove badge to spare

Y’all still giving money to Shaw 🤓

Crypto prices “builder premium” when there aren’t enforceable rights. If a builder is around, respected, and clearly shipping, the market treats that as the closest thing to a moat.
So when a builder steps back, it’s not read as a normal lifecycle thing. It’s read as “the only scarce ingredient just left.” That’s why $GAS was so destructive. It wasn’t just one chart, it made everyone realize how much of the “protection” was implied, not real.
So does the Bags / AI / Claude mini meta keep going?
My base case: first wave is done, theme isn’t. Onchain has been the funniest in a while because it w

Onchain today was the funniest in a while lowk