UncleAlchemy

Today was the worst traffic day in nearly a month.
@Grok x algorithm adjusted again?

Electronic erectile dysfunction can only be cured by GTA6 in 7 months.
This game that runs through Uncle Tong's childhood, youth, and middle age 😭

Q1 2026 Cryptocurrency Market Trading Volume: $20.57 trillion
Including $1.94 trillion in spot trading and $18.63 trillion in derivatives.
If you're not familiar with the scale of these numbers, let me compare a few:
👉A-shares Q1 trading volume: 14.4 trillion RMB, $2.09 trillion
👉U.S. stocks Q1 trading volume: approximately 18 trillion to 31.5 trillion USD
So, it's not a lack of liquidity,
but everyone is playing with derivatives.
It's still a gamble that gets people hooked 😂

Top Mid Lane
Extreme comeback after losing three lanes

The zero-fee projects with return expectations in this market are basically gone.
But River 4Fun is still standing strong.
In Season 4, there are 25 days left for 4Fun to end.
Uncle has saved up 74,077 points—now worth $1,137 in the market.
Using today’s exchange rate, it can be exchanged for 205 $RIVER , with a market value of $2,509.
Big profit, small profit—profits are profits.
Everyone, when you have something to do or when you don’t, send some River.
Maybe you’ll end up breaking the points record.

When will electric vehicle charging times be shortened to match refueling, and when will range anxiety be completely eliminated?

It's been a while since I practiced calligraphy.
Just chill out.

Since 2026, hackers have made nearly $450 million, so Uncle basically stopped on-chain savings projects.
Whether or not tokens were issued, except for projects with lock-up periods, everything that could be divested has been withdrawn.
The industry’s self-dealing and theft are just too terrifying.

Do ordinary people rely on buying BTC to double their money and turn things around?
If I had millions in capital, just earning interest from investments would be enough. Ordinary people are looking for opportunities that are ten, twenty, or even a hundred times bigger.
That's also why everyone is so desperate during this cycle—the hundredfold opportunities are gone, and the altcoin season is over.

Do you still remember the sweet promise you made with Sana?

Are you thirsty?
Let me get you some water.

Today is JJ Lin's birthday
He is 45 years old
The one who is forty-five is JJ Lin