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this is absolutely fucking insane
an AI fund that IPO'd 6 days ago is up 2700% ($18 billion val)
if you bought $10,000 $VCX last week you have $270,000 today 🤯
their investment strategy is genius:
- fund owns equity in top AI companies but gives YOU ACCESS via their stock VCX
- portfolio: 20% anthropic, 10% openAI, 5% spaceX, anduril, databricks and more.
- craziest part: the fund's actual assets are worth $650 million but it’s market cap is $18 BILLION (27X)
people are paying ~30X premium to own anthropic & openAI shares. fucking insane demand.
best performing IPO of 2026 😂

Hey @Grok, is there anyone left in crypto?

Bitcoin bottomed out in the early morning and rebounded, with intraday consolidation and strengthening. Multiple attempts to break through the 72,000 level in the evening were unsuccessful.
The market is currently in a high-level seesaw pattern, with bulls repeatedly failing to break through resistance. Volume and volatility are contracting in sync, and the daily line closed as a small positive candle. Price has stabilized at the EMA30 moving average, and quickly recovered after a retest at midnight, with short-term support proving effective. The 4-hour cycle continues to face pressure from ke

This is deeply alarming.
A Republican Congresswoman just walked out of her own party's classified Iran war briefing.
Rep. Nancy Mace says the military objectives briefed to Congress do not match what they are telling the American public.
She is now publicly refusing to support any ground troops in Iran.
Trump ordered 3,000 more US troops to the Middle East yesterday including the 82nd Airborne command element.
The House Armed Services Committee chair is now raising the same concerns.

Gate.io traders with macro macro-awareness are already positioning for the next phase: From crisis management to opportunity capture. 🎯
‍#GateIO #Diplomacy

I like $buttcoin

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#PIPPIN That's strange—major holders are accumulating chips, so why is it still falling?

Cherish your first million.
If you have the urge to spend and want to buy a Rolex or luxury cars, what should you do?
Listen to my advice:
Spend 2,500 yuan on a second-hand Apple Watch to replace a 150,000 yuan Rolex!
Spend 150,000 yuan on a second-hand Model 3 or Model Y to replace a 500,000 or 1,200,000 yuan luxury car.
At critical moments, these two things could save your life.

what are you up to tobi 👀

# Live Stream Summary - 2026.3.25
Some altcoins are showing signs of activity. Beyond what was mentioned in the minutes, there are also ADA, AVAX, and ZEN to note. Reminder: playing altcoins carries significant risk, so make your own careful assessments.

# One of the Greatest Scams in Crypto History: Fil
Yesterday a buddy told me to short Fil and said it would go to zero. I looked and found this thing has already crashed below $1, I don't want to touch it at that price.
From over $200 down to $0.8-0.9, that's a drop of over 99.5%, truly one of the biggest scam projects in history.
I have a friend who's holding several hundred thousand Fil, one of the earliest Fil miners and cloud mining operators. Last year when it surged above $8, he said if Fil hits $100 he'd be financially free. Now I'm too embarrassed to even ask him about it.

Someone explain this like I’m in 8th grade

Strategy bought 1,031 BTC this week at a "slower" pace
Slower
$76.6 million in a single week is their slow mode
Fiat clown world has no idea what's coming 🔥

this is most likely the only chance you got to ape in after the dip from $1.2m mcap
the mindshare on this so insane that i can’t believe you’re fading the chance to get in a $100m meme at $300k

Yesterday, Bitcoin staged a quick pullback in the early morning, followed by intraday oscillations and upward movement. The market appeared strong at one point, but multiple attempts to break through the 72,000 level in the evening failed to achieve an effective breakthrough, leading to a subsequent pullback. Our short positions arranged yesterday near 71,900 profitably captured this pullback.
From the current market perspective, Bitcoin remains in high-level consolidation, with bulls failing to break resistance after multiple attempts, resulting in a tug-of-war between bulls and bears. The da

Traditional Market Update!
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Globally, weakness still persists, but locally the market is starting to shift its scenario.
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1W timeframe remains largely unchanged compared to last week.
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3D is showing the first attempt to move upward.
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1D is approaching a key level: either a push toward the zero line or a strong pullback after the recent days of growth.
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12H is now tightly approaching its moving average, a clear reaction is needed here.
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Lower and mid timeframes (4H, 2H, 1H) are in a local uptrend, but the move lacks confidence to be considered strong.
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Holding above the zero line on lowe

【PRICE TREND ANALYSIS】
1. Candlestick Pattern:
* 4-Hour Chart: The latest candlestick is a bearish candle with a small body and a long lower wick, indicating buying support during the downtrend, but the closing price remains below the opening price, showing insufficient bullish power to reverse the short-term downtrend. The previous candle is bullish with a long upper wick, suggesting heavy selling pressure from above.
* Daily Chart: A large bullish candle with massive volume appeared on March 23, forming a spike rally, followed by two days of candlesticks with small bodies and bot