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Trump: Open the Strait within 48 hours, or I will hit your power plants.
Iran: No.
Trump: You have 48 hours left.
Iran: You just said that.
After 48 hours
World: So what?
Trump: We have had very productive negotiations. I am extending the deadline by another five days.
Iran: There are no negotiations at all.
Trump: Secret negotiations.
Iran: Secret to the point that it only exists in your mind.
Trump: That’s strategy.
Iran: No. That’s you trying to withdraw your bluff without attracting attention.
Trump: Don’t test me.
Iran: We’ve already tested it. That’s why you gave five more days.
World: So the Strait is still closed.
Iran: Closed.
Trump: Temporarily.
Iran: No. It’s closed.
Trump: We’ll see.
Iran: We’ve already seen.
You give the final ultimatum.
We say no.
Time’s up.
And then you go embarrassingly to “negotiate.”
Trump: I still control the situation.
Iran: Maybe just the calendar.