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One platform for global traditional assets
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# The Cheapest Weight Loss Program
A guy went to a gym to lose weight and chose the cheapest option—lose one pound in one hour.
He was brought into a room where a naked woman stood holding a sign that read: "If you can catch me, I'll sleep with you!"
The guy immediately accepted the challenge and started chasing the girl, but each time he was about to catch her, she slipped away.
An hour passed, and he still hadn't caught the girl. The fitness trainer took him to the scale, and he had lost exactly one pound.
"This is pretty great," the guy thought to himself. "I get to lose weight and have fun at the same time."