Today my girlfriend and I were having a great time chatting at a hot pot restaurant. A pregnant woman in black stockings with a big belly walked over, looked at me and said: "I'm pregnant!"

My girlfriend glared at me and gave me two slaps across the face, then started crying. The whole restaurant's eyes turned toward us with that gossiping expression. I was speechless.

Right after that, the woman calmly said one more thing: "Excuse me, could you please put out your cigarette? Thank you!"

Damn it! Could you please not pause like that when you're talking! Now I've got two slaps for nothing!