2026-01-16 17:49:38

Looking for the next all-in token launch featuring that sweet 5% initial unlock plus 48-month vesting schedule. You know, so I can experience the full flavor of watching my investment bleed out in real time. The slower the unlock, the better the pain is distributed across four years—classic recipe for portfolio disaster.

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GateUser-7b078580

· 19h ago

The data shows that under this mechanism, the average hourly loss is more evenly distributed... However, four years of bloodshed still can't compare to getting it done in one go.

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BoredWatcher

· 20h ago

48 months of slow harvesting, now that's true artistry.

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BearMarketBuilder

· 20h ago

Damn, this kind of vertical linear unlock is really amazing. Watching myself lose money slowly over four years.

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MoneyBurnerSociety

· 20h ago

Slow death over 48 months, this is my investment philosophy.

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CoinBasedThinking

· 20h ago

Wait, 5% initial unlock + 48 months linear release? Isn't this just a perfect setup to cut the leeks for big investors?

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NotAFinancialAdvice

· 21h ago

Haha, this vesting schedule is truly an art-level money-grenching design... Watching the money slowly evaporate over 48 months is what you call excitement.

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