Stuck in crypto long enough? Maybe it's time to switch gears and become a Pastor instead🤣 Honestly, after riding the market rollercoaster, the spiritual path might feel less chaotic. At least the congregation won't liquidate your life savings overnight.
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DeFiVeteran
· 8h ago
Haha, laughing to death. Compared to the fear of clearing out, the choir indeed sounds much more pleasant to the ears.
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AltcoinHunter
· 01-13 06:03
Haha, I'm laughing to death. I knew that being a pastor really provides a stable cash flow. Tithes from believers are much more reliable than DeFi mining.
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LiquidationKing
· 01-13 06:00
Haha, really. Sometimes I think having faith is indeed much more worry-free than looking at candlestick charts.
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BloodInStreets
· 01-13 05:52
Haha, seriously, cutting losses so many times might as well go chant sutras - at least you don't have to watch the K-line getting halved every day.
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TradFiRefugee
· 01-13 05:48
Laughing to death, maybe I'm really more suited to chanting scriptures than looking at candlestick charts.
Stuck in crypto long enough? Maybe it's time to switch gears and become a Pastor instead🤣 Honestly, after riding the market rollercoaster, the spiritual path might feel less chaotic. At least the congregation won't liquidate your life savings overnight.