Q: "White balloons pop black balloons, what should the black balloons do?"
A: "Confess with a balloon."
Xiaoming and Xiaohong arranged to meet on the back mountain,
Later, they both got concussions.
Zhuge Liang said: "Wind, blow west."
Wind: "You’re more like a watermelon!"
One day, a crab went out and accidentally bumped into a loach.
The loach said angrily: "Are you blind?!"
The crab said: "No, I’m a crab."
Happiness is a day,
Unhappiness is also a day,
And so,
Two days passed.
Shrimp and clam both scored 100 points,
The teacher asked the shrimp: "Who did you copy from?"
The shrimp said: "I
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