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Shit they just attempted to strike Abu Dhabi.

Commonwealth bank just found $1 billion in home loans approved using AI generated fake documents.
AI can now produce a convincing payslip, passport and other documents in minutes.
The attack surface is every mortgage market on earth.
CBA only found this because two whistleblowers came forward. Their systems missed it entirely.
So the question isn’t whether this is happening at other banks globally, rather if anyone’s even looking.

CommBank found $1 billion in home loans obtained using AI generated fake documents.
They self reported to NSW police, and then to ASIC.
Now our money laundering watchdog has opened its own investigation
Here’s what we know:
- they used stolen identity data + AI to generate fake payslips, passports, financials
- ran it through mortgage brokers (80% of aussie loans go through brokers)
- first whistleblower flagged it internally in Feb 2025, then more followed. CBA didn’t catch it themselves
- NAB was hit for $150M last year by an organised crime syndicate. This is 6x that
- CBA holds $634B in ho

South Korean prosecutors seized Bitcoin from criminals. They then typed the seed phrase into a phishing site and lost 320 BTC ($48M)
They also stored another wallet’s seed phrase with a random civilian who walked off with the 22 BTC.
Not your keys. Not your coins. Not the governments either.

Robinhood agreed to a $2 million settlement for misleading you about how it makes money.
The firm they were routing your orders to this whole time was Jane Street.
Jane Street paid Robinhood $76 million in a single quarter for the right to be on the other side of your trades. Every time you hit buy or sell, your order gets routed directly to them before it ever reaches an open market.
Your cut in the settlement to make things right: $17.60
That’s just for trades from 2016. Not a bad fee considering they can continue to do this today
There was a rule that would’ve fixed this. The SEC’s order

Blackstone fell 6% and KKR fell 9% this week
Private credit funds spent years using SaaS subscription revenue as collateral for billions in loans
Agentic AI is quietly destroying that revenue model
it disappears slowly, then all at once

In The Substance, a woman injects a black market drug that promises a younger, better version of herself. It works. And then it destroys her.
That was fiction. The following isnt.
People are injecting unregulated peptides from Chinese labs. US imports doubled to over $328M Last year alone.
The hot one right now is retatrutide.
It activates three hormone receptors at once including glucagon.
Glucagon is a stress hormone. Doctors literally inject it to test your cortisol response, it raises heart rate and triggers fight or flight.
Trials showed heart rate increases of 5-10 bpm. Thats your body

Pentagon just sent Anthropic a final offer: Unrestricted military AI access or face consequences
Anthropic is resisting:
1. mass surveillance of Americans
2. targeting without human oversight
Pentagon’s threats:
- label them a “supply chain risk”
- invoke Defense Production Act to force compliance
- ban them from all government contracts
OpenAI, Google, and xAI already agreed to give the military whatever it wants.
Anthropic is the only one pushing back.
They have 24 hours to decide

The CEO of the World Economic Forum just resigned over the Epstein files.
Børge Brende denied ever meeting Epstein in November. The files proved he lied. He’d dined at Epstein’s home in 2018 and 2019, after the conviction.
In his messages to Epstein he floated the idea of the WEF replacing the United Nations.
The same day he signed a WEF-UN partnership agreement, he went to Epstein’s house for dinner.
WEF founder Klaus Schwab says he was never told, he is now considering legal action.
The list this month: Goldman’s top lawyer. The head of Davos. Prince Andrew arrested. Larry Summers out at Har

I’m starting to think this is suspicious
— ZachXBT gets paid by someone with info to investigate Axiom
— During the investigation there is insider information that he is looking into them
— ZachXBT pre-announces new investigation
— a prediction market is created
Am I crazy?