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The Bank of Japan is going all in—returning to a 1% rate for the first time in 31 years! 🔥 🧵
Just now, the Bank of Japan approved a 25-basis-point rate hike with a 7-1 vote, bringing the target interest rate to 1%, the first time since 1995.
Do you get it? This means the decades-long era of low interest rates is officially over.
And on the Fed side, will Wash’s “debut” as the new chair release a hawkish signal? Will the dot plot directly wipe out all rate-cut expectations for 2026, with rates staying unchanged in the second half—almost a lock.
If the two biggest global liquidity faucets shut

Fuck brothers!
$ZEC ‌ Going crazy! 🩸
Privacy coins don’t play fair,
From 417 to 540 in one day,
13 million shorts’ graves are now two meters tall.
My short brother is now only eating steamed buns and pickles,
Just to hold onto a beautiful “rebound” dream.
And what happened?
He got scolded by his girlfriend all night,
I only had time to smoke a cigarette before he exploded,
What’s there to talk about love?
However, $H ‌ it’s basically hell mode!
0.58 dropped to 0.2 in just a few hours,
On-chain directly headed to 0.25,
It’s basically a fancy way to drag people to their deaths.
Chasing the ri

💰Within 48 hours, the three shoes are about to drop!
$BTC ‌ Break through 67,000,
$ETH ‌ In just one night, it pulled over 200-plus dollars,
Everyone is asking: Is this a signal to start rising, or the last wild celebration?
First, take a look at the chart
BTC is currently running in the 66,700–67,300 range,
24-hour volume is 118,600 coins,
The SAR indicator near 61K forms medium-term support,
BOLL’s upper band near 76K shows there is still room above.
However, EMA20 near 66.7K creates short-term pressure—whether the price can hold above it is the key.
ETH is strengthening in sync. Its curr

Brothers!!
Can't sleep!!
Can't sleep tonight!!!
A short note on the crypto circle, really not as impactful as today's "protocol" words! 🔥
A few days ago, oil prices surged, risk aversion spread, and everyone was saying they couldn't understand. As a result, over the weekend, Trump directly posted that the US-Iran agreement was completed, the Strait of Hormuz was open for free passage, and the US military lifted the maritime blockade. Once the news broke, oil prices plummeted, and global risk assets instantly flipped the table!
📌 $BTC ‌: From a low point, it has been climbing all the way up,

It’s pumping!! It’s pumping!!
Bitcoin and Ethereum are starting to pump again!!
🔥 blew up!
Years of grudges from 2014 finally come to an end in one day of reconciliation,
That bullish candle in crypto has been waited on for far too long!
The US-Iran electronic agreement has been finalized. The Strait of Hormuz has reopened. Oil prices have crashed, easing inflation pressure. The Federal Reserve’s policy room has opened → risk assets are boiling over completely.
$BTC (Bitcoin) directly surged and reclaimed $66,880, touched a high of $66,925 intraday. RSI6 jumped to 84+, and short-term it’s de

Damn, my short position almost got taken out! 🤯
The US and Iran just signed an electronic agreement, $ETH ‌ and the price surged nearly 5% straight away, reclaiming above 1810. Crypto brothers all know this is the standard “good news hits the ground and then you run for the top” playbook—whoever chases the higher price is the one who ends up holding the bag.
The three-hour EMA bullish alignment looks gorgeous beyond words, but the BOLL bands are actually narrowing—everyone knows what the whale team is holding back! 👀 DIF and DEA are tangled together like me and my ex-girlfriend—just one mor

Oh my god!!
Brother Maji's position has broken through 10k ETH $ETH ‌ 😱😱,
Liquidation price is $1811,
Unrealized profit changed from nearly 300k USD loss last night to now a 974k USD gain!
Brother Maji's wild operation last night almost took himself out!
This guy reduced his position by 350 ETH last night to hedge, but as soon as good news came, ETH shot up directly, and he was outside watching and clapping!
At dawn, he quickly chased from $1,706 all the way to $1,817, pushing the average price up!
The master of chasing highs and selling lows is none other than Brother Maji himself!
Now he

Brothers!!
The US stock market hasn't opened yet!!
In the past hour, the market has been truly crazy! 🔥
👉 $ETH ‌ Surpassed $1,800!
24-hour increase of 8.2%.
When I saw it,
ETH has already surged above $1,825,
24-hour high of $1,817.55,
Daily MACD is in a bullish alignment,
The current price has stabilized above the EMA5/10/20 moving averages, RSI6 is around 94, short-term is indeed overheated, but the trend structure is still bullish.
👉 $ZEC ‌ Even more intense, over 25% increase in 24 hours!
Around 21:20, it directly shot up to $533, from a daily low of $417 to $540, nearly 30 points in

🚨 Breaking news! Just now, the crypto world has welcomed “Super Monday”!
Brothers, something feels off with the market tonight, big event happening! 🔥
The long-standing feud since 2014 has been settled today—The US-Iran temporary peace agreement has been finalized, and the Strait of Hormuz has reopened. Global risk assets are directly boiling over, $BTC ‌ breaking through $66,000, with all main liquidations in the past 24 hours being short positions.
Outsiders see oil prices plummeting, but seasoned traders know—this is a shift in the “geopolitical safe-haven narrative,” funds will move fro

🤯Unbelievable! Just a few minutes almost took me out!
Just about to cook and opened the app to check my holdings,
Almost threw my phone away! 😱
I'm done! I'm really done!
$H ‌ Directly performing a classic diving scene
In the afternoon, I was still dreaming of turning things around and getting ashore,
Just looked at 📉 -10.8%,
Dropped from 0.58 to 0.369!
RSI fell to 7.37,
This is even lower than my graduate exam score!
Everyone on the internet is trapped,
Dog whales, you’re not playing fair 😭😭😭,
I bought the bottom at 3 a.m., and by 6 a.m. it was at the top.
Damn, this trend is colder t

The US and Iran suddenly stop fighting,
Bitcoin directly breaks through $65,000,
Within 24 hours, over 100,000 traders get liquidated across the entire network.
But is this move really a reversal, or just a rebound?
I don’t think it’s that simple.
Some are so happy they stomp their feet, while others cry themselves out in the bathroom.
A sudden Middle East ceasefire announcement
instantly ignited the entire market,
and Bitcoin $BTC ‌ jumped straight from around 63k to nearly $66,000.
Looking closely at the data, even though the price looks good, note that on the daily timeframe, the Bollinger

🔥SOS!$H ‌ Suddenly it’s “hard” again, $BEAT ‌ completely turning into a “scumbag”! 🔥
Brothers, as soon as I open my eyes, the situation has completely changed!
$BTC ‌ Just riding the US-Iran talks to reach around 65,300 for a narrow consolidation,
ETH is still grinding at 1717.
In this half-dead market,
H suddenly got hard again! 👀
Now around 0.52555,
rising sharply 27.33% in 24 hours.
Fellow short-sellers,
are you still arguing with your girlfriends saying “the crypto market is done”?
Sorry,
the main force sneaked in while you were sleeping and inserted a huge bullish candle!
Now RSI6 i

🔥 Overnight, one went to heaven, one went to hell!
$WLFI ‌ Charged in, $TRUMP ‌ but still struggling at a low level?
This is the rhythm of the crypto world; catching the right moment is the key to laughing out loud!
Just now, the news that the Trump family-supported World Liberty Financial (WLFI) contributed $250k to the White House UFC prize pool, using its own issued USD1 stablecoin to pay the winners. Being able to coordinate with the White House is not just a gimmick; it’s real money on the ground.
— Currently, $USD1 ‌ circulation supply has reached about $4.4 billion, ranking sixth am

🚨 When Trump makes a move, Bitcoin heads straight for $66,000? What is the market really betting on!
Just now, Trump confirmed that the US and Iran reached a "Hormuz Passage Fee Exemption" agreement, and BTC surged past $66,000! 🤯
Don’t rush to chase, first look at the spot data:
Bitcoin $BTC Current price $65,716, intraday high $65,996, low $63,644. 1-hour SAR at $65,965, BOLL narrowing, MACD still below the golden cross — is this a push for a new high or just a fakeout? 💨
$ETH Even more wild, trading sideways around 1,717, but RSI on different timeframes ranges from 19 to 64, while a

As the US and Iran just shook hands, Israel immediately slammed the table! Tonight's data will ignite the entire market!
Brothers, last night’s plot was even more exciting than a movie! Trump just officially announced that the US-Iran agreement has been reached and the Strait of Hormuz will reopen within 30 days, and Israeli National Security Minister Gvir immediately publicly contradicted: “This agreement has no binding force on us!” He also firmly stated that they will not withdraw troops!
What does this mean? The Middle East’s ticking bomb hasn’t been fully defused! The so-called “comprehen

The sell-off didn't break through! Bitcoin rebounded over 10% 🤯 in two days before Wosh's debut, the first appearance, the bears cooled off first
What was the most interesting scene over the weekend? A single word from Trump $BTC ‌pushed the price from around $59K to above $65K, forcibly creating a "refusal to bow" daily bullish candlestick.
Institutions are still saying the market hasn't bottomed, with bottom analysis in the $45K-$55K range. But the market data already shows signs: BTC's daily lows have been gradually rising from around 59k at the end of May, SAR is holding strongly near 64

💥Breaking news! Trump confirms US-Iran agreement has been reached, $BTC ‌ This morning, it directly broke through $65,000!
Waking up this morning and checking the market, BTC reached a high of $65,775, with 24-hour trading volume soaring to 69.3k coins,
Supported by real news — Trump personally announced the Strait of Hormuz will reopen, and Iran has officially confirmed signing a ceasefire memorandum of understanding, with a formal signing in Switzerland this Friday.
Once this big stone in the Middle East was dropped, Wall Street futures followed the rally, and risk assets all rebounded. Th

🔥 The short sellers suffered a "counterattack" overnight!
Bitcoin made a dramatic rebound, who is behind the scenes pushing and pulling?
Just as everyone thought $60k was about to break, $BTC ‌ forcibly pulled it back from $59,353 at 6.6, touching $65,923 this morning, with $232 million in short positions liquidated in 24 hours, accounting for 71%! This "short squeeze" caught everyone off guard.
Three engines ignited simultaneously:
1️⃣ US-Iran talks exceeded expectations – Trump announced the agreement was reached, the Strait of Hormuz was reopened, and global risk-on sentiment exploded;
2️

Wake up after a good sleep
It just left me dumbfounded! 🔥
$H ‌ This thing rose from 0.2 to 0.61 then crashed back to 0.2,
Many brothers said it finally returned to 0
But then it shot up to 0.47 in the middle of the night!
Heavenly needle insertion is more ruthless than my ex.
The air force was smiling happily in the morning,
Now they’re cursing and topping up their margin.
This violent pump by the dog whale,
RSI6 hit over 70+,
Brothers chasing the high, are your hands still trembling? 😂
$LAB ‌ Even more incredible,
Pretending to be dead at $10 for half a month,
The dog whale finally couldn