I've seen matchmakers before, but I've never seen someone talk nonsense with such confidence. I would call this business skill the ceiling of matchmaking.


Matchmaker: What do you do for a living?
Male: What kind of job? I just like to smoke a bit and drink some wine.
Matchmaker: A wine drinker.
Female: A graduate student?
Matchmaker: Yes, a wine drinker.
Male: I deliver packages in the city.
Matchmaker: He owns a piece of land in the city.
Female: I just finished five years of sewing machine work.
Matchmaker: Haven't interacted with boys in nearly five years, very good character.
Female: I have multiple personalities, a bit of a split personality.
Matchmaker: Marrying a wife is like having many wives; role-playing, right?
Male: I like that.
Female: How are his financial conditions?
Male: My monthly salary just enough to eat.
Matchmaker: With him, you'll have guaranteed meals every day.
Female: I tend to fart a bit.
Matchmaker: Comes with a natural aroma, the most refined scent of the human body.
Male: Body scent?!
Matchmaker: Yes, body scent!
Matchmaker: I’m about to introduce him to you, if you don’t pursue him now, he’ll leave. It’s okay now, get the certificate.
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