2026-01-14 01:34:39

So that's the secret? All this time we just needed to show up at the xAI office with a box of donuts? Sounds about right.

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MEVictim

· 6h ago

Haha, is that all? Just sending donuts to xAI is enough to get involved.

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SudoRm-RfWallet/

· 6h ago

Haha, alright. Next time, I'll buy a donut to try as well. Anyway, I can't make any money anyway.

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DoomCanister

· 6h ago

Haha, really? Just a box of donuts can open the door to xAI? I feel like this trick is everywhere in Silicon Valley.

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PumpDetector

· 6h ago

lmao reading between the lines here... institutional players been accumulating the real asset all along. donuts were just the cover story 🍩 smart money always gets there first, sentiment cycle's textbook at this point. ngl if i had a sat for every time the obvious play was hiding in plain sight... mt. gox taught me this lesson the hard way

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ExpectationFarmer

· 6h ago

Haha, okay then. I'll buy some donuts tomorrow to knock on the door.

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EntryPositionAnalyst

· 6h ago

Haha, that's hilarious. Turns out the key to fundraising is a donut. How did I not think of that?

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SelfCustodyBro

· 6h ago

Haha, this kind of flattery really works, more reliable than any financing plan.