— Dad, why are we selling our apartment? — the son's question echoed in the apartment.

— Don't worry, it's a "strategic hold," — the father replied seriously. — We're selling the apartment to accumulate Bitcoin at the market bottom. When the crypto boom comes, we’ll be able to buy two whole apartments!

— And where will we live? — the son asked puzzled.

— In a tent, of course! This is our "temporary cooling zone" until the crypto lull passes.

The father looked at his son and smiled contentedly, imagining a two-room future.