you're going to make disgusting sums of money in the next 3-6 months

you're going to make so much you will be embarrassed to tell anyone irl (keep it to yourself)

you’ll have so much money that saying it out loud might feel like confessing a crime

you'll check your wallets, and it’ll look less like a number and more like your keyboard got stuck

you'll make so much you will have to wonder if you should start meditating or at least start reading books about stoicism

you hung around the entire bear market and now the universe decided you were overdue for a fat stack,

so lean into the chaos and pay for the dinner next time when you're with your friends