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#MyCryptoFunnyMoment 😂📉
Here’s the moment that proved I should never celebrate too early in crypto.
One day, I saw my portfolio suddenly jump +35%. I felt like a genius. I stood up, stretched my arms, and gave myself a TED Talk in the mirror about “discipline and long-term vision.” 💼✨
I even wrote a motivational quote in my notes app:
“Patience creates profits.”
Bro… I should’ve waited 10 minutes before saying that.
Because when I refreshed the app again, my glorious +35% became –12% so fast that I thought my phone had a virus. 😭💀
Turns out the pump was just a whale doing a quick “hi bye” to the chart.
He pumped it. Jumped out.
Left me holding the bag and my broken confidence.
My profit: gone.
My motivation: gone.
My TED Talk career: cancelled.
Lesson:
📊 Never celebrate until the candle closes
💀 And maybe don’t write motivational quotes during a pump
Crypto really said:
“Sit down, champ… you’re not him.” 😂🚀